I hate Hawkeye Pierce. I hate his self-righteous, annoying pronouncements. I hate his laugh. I hate everything about him. I hate BJ Honeycutt, too. I wish he’d take his crying ass back to his stupid wife and kid and shut the hell up. I hate Radar O’Reilly. I hate Father Mulcahey. I hate Klinger, and I hate Sherman Potter. I especially hate Margaret Hoolihan and Frank Fucking Burns.
I really hate that MASH is on every flippin weekend, all day and all freakin night. Seriously – it was a good show but can we move on? There’s a lot of TV out there, a lot of programs that were just as good. What is the fascination with this one? Why is it on every weekend, all freakin weekend?
Okay, I know, we don’t have to watch it all day. Oh, really? Tell that to my MASH addicted husband!