I should be grading but I’m really good at procrasting that particular task. I’ve been reading Threads and X and “news” articles and seeing a lot of stuff about GenX and how feral they were and how they grew up and how terrible Boomers are.
Dear GenX,Y, Z, Millenial, whatever. I’m sick of your bullshit. Here’s a news flash. You might have been the last to do some things, but you weren’t the first.
Also, we invented the internet and all this electronic shit that you assume we can’t manage to figure out. We can, we just enjoy watchig you act all superior while you tell us how to do it. Kinda like when your kid explains something that you’ve known for a long time, but they just discovered.
Nope, not gonna sell my house because you think I don’t need all this space. Bear and I have worked hard for this place, go pee up a rope if you think we owe it to you. Inheritance? Don’t count on it.
Oh and we had it so much easier? We lived through the assassination of a president, his brother, and a leader of the black community. (John and Bobby Kennedy, and Martin Luther King, in case you have no grasp of history at all) I was in 6th grade when John Kennedy was killed. My memories of Lyndon Johnson smiling on that plane and of little JohnJohn saluting the casket of his dad will never fade.
We lived through Viet Nam. How many of you have had to pray your number didn’t come in the draft lottery, that you wouldn’t be sent to a country you’d never heard of before to fight a war that made no sense? We protested, and yes, we burned shit down. But we called it what it was, none of this “mostly peaceful” shit. And when we hated the President, we voted – at the polls, none of this mail in shite – and got somebody elected. We didn’t wear pussy hats and dye our hair blue. And that reminds me, abortion was never meant to be birth control and if you give it up to a guy for nothing, that’s how he’s gonna think of you -as nothing.
We fought our asses off to keep people from being labeled. We wanted to be equal, as in “everyone gets the same opportunity to fuck up,” not, “you get a greater opportunity to fuck up because you’re ……………… pick a label.”
We were held accountable for bad behavior, “anxiety” as the cause of something would have gotten you a smack upside the head and a “now you have a reason to worry.” Act out in public? You’ll get your ass hauled out of public and dealt with in private – if you’re lucky.
Did we fuck up? Sure, just like every generation before and after. News flash, the year you’re born doesn’t make you special. (Unless you’re Jesus) (And also news flash, you’re not)
The cause of my annoyance this morning was reading someone’s post bemoaning that her dad was in the ER getting stitches for a cut he’d somehow managed to get and no one told her. Why, why, why are Boomers like that? she bemoaned. Well, maybe because we were brought up by parents like my mom, who said, and I quote “Do you want sympathy? Look it up in the dictionary, it’s between shit and syphillis” I had no idea what syphillis was but I knew it was after sympathy in the dictionary, and also, that I wasn’t gonna get a whole lot of “poor babies” when I had a minor injury. (Or a major one, I lasted three days with abdominal pain before suggesting we go to the doctor, who recommended the ER, where the next day I was diagnosed with a ruptured appendix) (Momma didn’t raise weak women)
Also, about the third time we tell you that we’re having any kind of health issues, you start looking at assisted living because you don’t want to have to deal with us, and you’re eyeballing that big house you think you deserve to inherit. News flash 3, that big house will have to be sold for us to afford any decent assisted living and you can’t afford it, and newsflash 4, you aren’t going to inherit it no matter what. We also just plain don’t want you all up in our business.
And also? Get off my lawn.
and use the damned template I created for you to do your homework instead of some raggedy ass thing that makes no sense to anyone but you and your anxieties.
*damn I’m cranky today!

