Author Archives: suziecreamcheese

I just want to read

I learned to read before I went to kindergarten. (Trust me, this will piss off a teacher no end) My oldest sister – aka Satan – was in college, learning to be a teacher, and she practiced on me. Actually, … Continue reading

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One step away from my own episode of Hoarders

We are keepers, my husband and I. We keep everything and store it and never look at it again. We have a storage unit that’s filled with stuff we rarely ever think about, but we pay the bill every month … Continue reading

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Priorities

I have about 5000 homework papers and midterms to grade. I should have done them yesterday. However. Yesterday I went to visit the most perfect baby ever born. And so today I play catch up and do the laundry that … Continue reading

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Office hours on the patio

Well, it seemed like a good idea but it’s a bit difficult to see the computer screen in the sun. I was going to grade midterms, after I completed the midterm – which I have to do because the answer … Continue reading

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Cancel culture

Peachy and I run a book group. It has a gazillion members who discuss what book is going to be the next hot item in the y/a market, what author, what artist is the new wonderkind, etc. (That totally doesn’t … Continue reading

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Just a joke

A former student sent me a message today. I had a feeling I shouldn’t open it because he’s known to send those stupid memes that end with a scary face jumping out at you. I don’t think those things are … Continue reading

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Progress

It’s gorgeous outside so to heck with cleaning- it’s the lawn swing, the Kindle and knitting today!

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Spring has sprung, the grass has rizz

the birds are singing in the trizz my nose is really on the fritz Okay, it’s not great but it sorta rhymes I have allergies Spring allergies. Big time allergies. My head is clogged, and I swear if I sneeze … Continue reading

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It’s Maverick’s fault

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. He’s gotten into the habit of being a real butnit in the evening so we go for a ride in the car and that seems to settle him down. Only problem is … Continue reading

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Liverwurst

There’s some nasty stuff right there. Maverick does not agree Maverick thinks it’s quite tasty This is a good thing. Mommah is hiding his pills in it. Mommah doesn’t like shoving them down his lovely little throat, and he won’t … Continue reading

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