Why did I write out detailed directions for a semester long project, and make sure those directions are in at least three places in the course, only to have students turn in anything but what those directions tell them to do?
Why does Maverick thing he’s the lead dog and I’m the sled?
Why can’t I leave the chips alone? I’m not even hungry but they’re calling my name
Why is it 4:15 and I have yet to get a shower today?
Why am I doing this instead of getting a shower?
Why did I decide to make apple cake when I’m feeling fat? (The fact that it’s in the oven is why my fat ass is not in the shower)
Why do people think that their quirks are more important than mine?
Why is the sky blue?
Why do we have to have changing seasons? It could be summer all year and I’d be fine with that
Is it acceptable to take a nap when you have piles of stuff to grade?