Things I don’t understand

Why did I write out detailed directions for a semester long project, and make sure those directions are in at least three places in the course, only to have students turn in anything but what those directions tell them to do?

Why does Maverick thing he’s the lead dog and I’m the sled?

Why can’t I leave the chips alone? I’m not even hungry but they’re calling my name

Why is it 4:15 and I have yet to get a shower today?

Why am I doing this instead of getting a shower?

Why did I decide to make apple cake when I’m feeling fat? (The fact that it’s in the oven is why my fat ass is not in the shower)

Why do people think that their quirks are more important than mine?

Why is the sky blue?

Why do we have to have changing seasons? It could be summer all year and I’d be fine with that

Is it acceptable to take a nap when you have piles of stuff to grade?

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6 Responses to Things I don’t understand

  1. Why ask why? Just load up some of that ass-fattening apple cake and have yourself a good old time. 🙂

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  2. My favorite “why” to ask is something like, “Why is a pencil called a pencil?”
    I liked this post – it was totally relatable!

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  3. I guess we all have our own questions where the options seem to be diametrically opposed. I like yours better than some of mine. Keep answering yours. I’ll work on mine.

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