We better never get together. It would be waaaay too dangerous. That is also my #1 Xmas song and I can’t tell you how many relatives I have genuinely ticked off by singing in out loud. They can keep their uber-sweet chestnuts by the fire and treacle-like lyrics about snow falling. I want a frickin’ hippopotamus! Oh, Silent Night is OK but that’s it.
“I saw Mommy kissin Santa Claus” is another good one. We ever get together, it would be epic. A couple years ago I was on a roll on FB – listing songs that were politically incorrect.
Donโt worry, it will be. Iโll feed it a big meal before I send it over! ๐
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In the garage, and wash it and give him his massage? ๐
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We better never get together. It would be waaaay too dangerous. That is also my #1 Xmas song and I can’t tell you how many relatives I have genuinely ticked off by singing in out loud. They can keep their uber-sweet chestnuts by the fire and treacle-like lyrics about snow falling. I want a frickin’ hippopotamus! Oh, Silent Night is OK but that’s it.
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“I saw Mommy kissin Santa Claus” is another good one. We ever get together, it would be epic. A couple years ago I was on a roll on FB – listing songs that were politically incorrect.
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I like the Mariah Carey insult song lyrics:
“I don’t want a lot for Christmas. All I want is you.”
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OMG, I never thought of it that way! HOOTING!
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