Don’t drive on Tuesday

I went to NY on Saturday and made the trip in 6 hours. With pee breaks!

I have to digress to tell this story. I stopped at a rest area, was doing my business when I heard someone enter the bathroom. A loud, thank goodness female, voice booms out “Do you have any car snacks you want to trade? I’m bored with what we have!” Well, I wanted to be polite so I yelled back, “I’m almost out but I’ll share what i have!” I came out of the stall to face a woman who looked like she was totally astonished. I said, “I have some cheese sticks and that’s about all but I’ll share!” She said, very sternly, “I thought my children were in here!” I paused, then said, “So does this mean you DON’T want to share snacks?” She glared. Okay then. I was stuck with my cheese sticks and too bad for her!

Back to the point. I listened to a book I picked up for $1 at the library used book sale – 10 CD’s for $1, I figured I couldn’t go wrong! It’s called The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks – highly recommend, it was very interesting and kept me awake and not crying all the way there. And all the way back.

All the way back, there was more need for a distraction. There was little crying, and a great deal of cursing. I didn’t think about road construction and leaf peepers and commuters when I planned this trip. I didn’t think about anything, really, except that i had to be there. I hit the first delay around Walden. This was not unexpected, it’s close enough to NYC and it was early enough in the morning that commuter traffic mixed with some construction made for annoying delays. Average speed of 25 mph when we’d been going 70 (hush) wasn’t fun.

Then it was fine till Scranton. Lanes closed. People, lanes closed ahead means “get the fuck over NOW!” As always, people waited till the last minute and then tried to bully in – not havin that shit here, I don’t care how big you are. I did almost get run over by an 18 wheeler but I called him a few names. (See previous comment about swearing)

So I got through that and thought it would be good for awhile. No. Hazelton. Yes, just about 35 miles from Scranton, again with the lane closures. As one of my former students would say, “fuck me sideways.” This one was worse than Scranton. I had packed my cooler that morning with my sandwiches (in a plastic container thingie from the grocery, they sell two for like $4) at the bottom – not awake, don’t judge – sodas on top and snacks on top of that. (Still cheese sticks and Hershey bars and some chips) During the Hazelton mess, I picked up the cooler from the floor of the front seat, opened it, unpacked it to get to my sandwhich, repacked it, and proceeded to eat my lunch. All without the car moving more than a few feet.

And then we got to Harrisburg. Harrisburg is always a cluster. The good thing is that the route numbers are actually painted on the highway. The bad thing is that you really need to know which lane you need to be in because few will let you over. And at this point, my GPS decided it would be far better to put me in the Susquehanna than put me in the correct lane. Big trucks make it impossible to see too far ahead. However, there was little problem with that part, I’ve driven this enough times to know where to get over to the left and where to stay to the right. However, all the freakin way from Harrisburg till I got off 83, it was traffic and one lane and barely moving.

It took me 6 hours to go up. It took me 7.5 to get home.

Don’t drive on a Tuesday.

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Well, I’m in trouble

Not really, just did some shit posting on Threads and stirred up a storm.

Can we dispell the myth of “rescue dogs are all perfect?” Yesterday, while walking at the park – I carry treats in my pocket and wear a hat that says “Can I Pet Your Dog?” so it takes me a lot longer than it should to go 2.5 miles but what the heck – my hat almost blew off. As I was grabbing it, a man and woman were coming towards me with two little dogs on flexi-leads.

Red flag #1 – Flexi-leads. Y’all know how I feel about those things

One dog startled and I said, “did it scare you when I grabbed my hat?” and stopped. I don’t approach dogs at the park, I let them come to me. I ask the owner if the dog can have a treat because I carry beef liver cubes and there’s one dog who’s allergic to beef and a few who just aren’t allowed and I can never remember who’s who so I ask

So I said, “will they take a treat?” The woman said, “one is okay, the other one nips.” I said, ‘Thanks for warning me” and stopped reaching for the treats. She then said, in that voice that no one uses for anything else, “He’s a rescue.”

Red flag #2 – “he’s a rescue”

Now, I have no issue with rescuing dogs, I think it’s a wonderful thing for people who have a clue. I have an issue with people who don’t train their dogs and who think that this dog is going to be forever grateful and an absolute perfection because they deigned to offer it a home.

I said, “oh, how long have you had him?” (Note to self, stop talking after hearing red flag #2) “Oh, we’ve had him for 2 years.” (Note to self – shut up) I said, “don’t fall into the rescue excuse*, work with a trainer on that problem.”

“We don’t know what happened to him before we got him!” (Susan, shut the fuck up!) I said,”well, you really shouldn’t use that as an excuse, you need to get some training.”
Woman told me to have a nice day and walked away. In a huff.

Okay, I should have shut up. But I’m tired of it. I’m tired of the condescending, self righteous, virtue signalling of 99% of people who go to the freakin pound and pay money for a dog and think they’re somehow better than anyone who goes to a breeder and pays money for a dog.

One of my friends rescued a dog, who was vetted by a supposedly reputable rescue. It put her daughter in the ER with a bite to the face that narrowly missed her eye. Thank God, the child is extremely resilient and has suffered no lasting side effects – she still loves dogs. So no, that dog you get from the rescue is no more perfect than the child of Satan who is currently driving me nuts. (Weekends suck, by the way) (Those are Maverick’s words)

So I made a post on Threads, sort of venting about the attitude that people have about rescues. Note, my best friend rescued a Yellow Lab, he was hell on wheels for the first two years and I can’t remember how many classes they took, but I remember we all worked really hard with him and he turned out to be a great dog. It’s not the dog’s fault! But………….if you think you’re getting an angel, think again – you might, you might not. And if you have no dog sense, well, you might just be sending that furry friend right back to where you got him.

Anyway, apparently I’m a horrible person because I don’t realize that trauma can take more than 2 years, that people tell me they’ve rescued for various reasons – none of which make sense to me, I don’t immediately tell people where I got Maverick so I’m not sure why they immediately have to tell me where they got their dog. I’m reading, commenting and laughing.

Sometimes you just gotta shit post.

*the “rescue excuse” allows your dog to do pretty much anything because “he’s a rescue!”

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Update

Everyone behaved.
Phew!

I had a moment when we got there, pictures that weren’t expected hit me hard, But I pulled it together. The sister who doesn’t speak to me was there, left immediately – but that’s on her, I didn’t even say hello to her, so if she wanted to run from me, that’s not my problem.

My great nephew, who is studying to be a doctor, was there with his mom (he’s the grandson of M, who doesn’t speak to me) I adore that boy. I guess he’s a man now, but he’ll always be the little boy who shared a rootberry snowcone with me every year at the Fair. THAT made me cry. I so rarely hear from him, he’s so busy with his studies.

There were a few moments – the final song was Vince Gill’s “Go rest high on that mountain.” Yeah, who chose that one? It wouldn’t have been my sister’s choice, I think she would have preferred Elvis. 🙂

So I made it through. Then my dear friend, who brought me the two things guaranteed to make me smile yesterday – yarn and fabric – and who accompanied me to the service – took me to dinner at the local Italian restaurant. The young girl who escorted us to our table looked familiar. I said her name with a question mark. – she responded. I told her, “I’m your great-aunt.” (Her grandmother is M, who doesn’t speak to me. ) I’ve only seen this kid a few times in her life, but when I asked if we could get a picture together, she readily agreed.

So a day of sadness was lightened by two young people – two kids I’ve loved all their lives, in the same way my sister loved me.

I’ll be okay. And when I’m gone, I hope they remember me with the same love and joyful hearts that I remember my sister.

See you on the side, Nancy

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Praying for strength

I rarely want time to move faster, days to end, years to go by. I plan for tomorrow but much further out and I’m useless. Now, however, I want it to be Wednesday.

I’ll be back home on Wednesday. Bear will be at work, Maverick will be at daycare (Pray for good poop, people!) and I’ll have a few hours of peace. I expect I’ll be curled up in a ball on the sofa, bing watching Netflix and crying till my eyes are sore.

I won’t be able to cry, really, till then. Oh, I’ve done my share already but as of tomorrow, I have to drive for 6 hours – crying is not advised while going 80 mph – then I have to be tough at the service because everyone around me will be falling apart. Or brawling. And someone better grab the urn if a brawl breaks out. I shall say no more about that. On Monday, my dear friend is taking me shopping – we’re going to not one, but two Dollar Trees. I’m quite excited about that, by the way. I seriously love Dollar Tree because you can get the BEST junk for $1.25! And the joy of the hunt for goodies is way needed right now. He will not allow me to cry, he’ll do his best to make me laugh the entire day. And he’s very good at making me laugh. I know too that he won’t leave me alone till evening, so I won’t have time to wallow. Tuesday morning, I drive home. Again, can’t really cry, although this will be tough, I’m not sure when I’ll be back – the ones I go see are fewer and fewer each year.

When I left in June, I knew I’d never see my sister again in this life. I knew for the last month that someone was getting ready to cross over but I wasn’t sure who it was. It doesn’t make it easier, knowing in advance.

Also, Maverick is still home, but I’m happy to report he had much better poops today. Yesterday and today, Mommah got smart and fed the old boiled chicken/plain pasta meals that get him back in shape. (He won’t eat rice. He won’t eat hamburger and rice. He won’t eat hamburger. He is a wee tad fussy) (Plain pasta is fine, by the way) (And scrambee eggs, which he’ll have for supper along with his chicken/pasta meal) I’m praying that by Monday, when Bear takes him to daycare, all will be well. Bear will not be pleased if he has to go get him during the day. (He thinks the daycare owner is overly paranoid, he’ll be annoyed with her, not Maverick) (I understand why she’s protective, but it can still sometimes make life difficult when you’ve got plans disrupted)

So, I’m still expecting a possible brawl although I’m being told that everyone is getting along. I know this family too well – they ARE my monkeys and it IS my circus – to not think that someone is planning something. Stay tuned for more poop news and more brawl news!

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I suppose things could be worse

I’m heading to NY this weekend. Not for vacation, not because I want to, but because there’s a funeral I have to attend. I knew I’d have to do this someday, I just didn’t want it to be so soon.

I’m one of five girls, the youngest. Three are now in Heaven. The one remaining hasn’t spoken to me in 3 years and I’m okay with that, I will always love her but we just don’t like each other. (She’s voting for Ding Dong. Need I say more?) (There’s a lot more to it than that, but it pretty much sums up how different we are.) (I’m okay with someone being stupid enough to vote for the Cackler, she automatically hates anyone voting differently)

Last week the second sister, who was my second favorite, decided it was time to join her husband in Heaven. I know she missed him terribly, and I sort of understand, but that doesn’t make this any easier.

So her kids – who are not kids, but in their 50’s – are fighting like fools and I’m incredibly glad I don’t live closer to them. (I would get sucked into the drama and then I’d have to stop it and it wouldn’t be good) (For them) (I’d stomp a mudhole in their dumb asses)

So I’m leaving Saturday, coming home on Tuesday. I thought I’d have this week to mentally prepare for the coming chaos.

Maverick had other plans. Okay, it’s my fault. Don’t let your dog lick the plate when you’ve had hot roast beast sammiches for supper. Yeah, I didn’t stop to think that gravy for a dog with an iffy digestive system was really stupid. (Grief, I’m blaming it on grief) Yesterday he was fine until he had the blow out from his rear end.

Well. This means he can’t go to daycare because in spite of my assurances that it’s from the roast beast, the owner understandably has to be strict about dogs with diarrhea – it might be something he could pass to the other dogs there. (Not unless they too have roast beast gravy but I can’t convince her)

So there goes my week to prepare. Maybe it’s for the best. Maybe I just won’t be able to think so much about what might happen.

At any rate, if you see on the news that a brawl broke out at a funeral in Upstate NY on Sunday, yeah, it’s probably my family. Send bail money, Bear says I’m on my own. 🙂

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A shot of booze

Many years ago, my brother in law decided to clean out his liquor cabinet.   He wasn’t a heavy drinker but he liked a good Scotch    Apparently a good Scotch is supposed to taste like “peat.”   I dunno, tasted more like feet to me!

At any rate.   I digress.

He pulled out several bottles of various stuff that he no longer wanted.   My mom wasn’t a drinker and I’m not big on the heavy stuff, so most of it was rejected.  

Then he pulled out the bottle of Irish Mist.

We’re Irish – in spite of my sister’s claims to be Scottish – she’s the only one in my family who isn’t Irish (we humor her.)   (With this one, it’s best to pick your battles)    At that time, I was seriously into anything Irish so I had to taste this heavenly stuff.    It’s a honey liquor, and it’s smoooooooth.    He poured me a shot, and handed it over with a smile.   “Sip that,” he said, “It’s strong.”  So of course, me being me, I knocked that baby back in one swallow.  

He stared at me.   I handed the glass back and said, “that’s good, we’ll take that one home!”   “Also, pour me another.”   He did.  I knocked that one back, too.   I took a breath and said, “One more won’t hurt, “ and held out the glass.

“You’re driving!”  said my sister.  “Well.”  Said my mother.   “Nope she isn’t.”   😊   “Give her the shot”

They were in disbelief that I was standing

I have no idea why it didn’t hit me, but I do love me some Irish Mist to this day.   It still doesn’t really affect me, but I no longer attempt to do more than one shot – I’ve grown a bit older and my tolerance has kind of diminished with the passing years.   (Mostly because I hardly ever drink hard liquor, I suppose) (Because most of it tastes like gasoline)

On the random evenings when I feel having a shot of Irish Mist, I think of my brother in law, who died suddenly almost 5 years ago.    He was a nice guy, and I miss him.   After his funeral, we met back at my nephew’s house and my sister poured everyone a shot of some super expensive Scotch that is not pronounced like it’s spelled – Laphroaig is the name and it’s said “La-froy-ick” or something like that – to toast the man we all loved.    We raised our glasses, said, “to D” and knocked it back. 

And every one of us coughed.  

Yup, it still tasted like feet. 

 And I know in my heart that he was laughing in the Heaven he chose not to believe in. 

Yes, I miss him.  And yes, I had a shot of Irish Mist tonight, and thought of him, and smiled.   Thanks for giving me that bottle so long ago, and thanks for being one of the good guys.  

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In today’s news

Maverick has managed to generate a sore spot on his back paw, which is causing a good deal of drama in my life. I do not do well when my puppy is injured. I do not do well when well meaning friends offer stupid advice like, “Put ice on it.” Umm, have you ever attempt THAT? Yeah, not happening

He was fine at daycare all week, last night he went ballistic when my friend was here and then suddenly wasn’t putting weight on his paw. Ummm, what? So I called the daycare lady, M, and asked if he was okay all day. She reviewed the videos from yesterday and all week, and said he was fine, not favoring that paw at all. She gave me some advice – I will take advice from her because she knows what the f**k she’s talking about most times.

He wouldn’t let us look closely at the paw. She suggested we bring him back to daycare, it’s about a mile from my house. Off we went. Her husband was able to hold Maverick while she examined the paw. As soon as she touched the spot, we knew. She separated the fur and we could see that it was red and sore looking, not open or oozing or nasty, just sore looking. She trimmed up the fur and rubbed some salve into it. Phew.

We came home and I tried to get my nerves to settle, which would have been easier if he hadn’t insisted on licking the damned paw. And my friend kept telling me it was itching and he needed ice. No, he needed a calming pill and I needed a shot of Irish Mist, both of which happened when she left.

So today he’s being babied a bit, no walk for him but one for me.

It feels like life is throwing a lot of shit my way these past few months, so while I’m not happy about this paw situation, I’m grateful it’s nothing worse

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Drinking

I got into a brief discussion today on Threads – which is a site I rarely visit because it seems to be full of Branch Covidians (I just got my 12th booster and now I have Covid AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!) and Trump haters. Today someone posted that Kamalama-Ding-Dong frequently seems drunk in videos.

Yeah, this isn’t exactly news to me. I grew up in a family of drinkers – none of them hard core, no alcoholics except my niece’s husband and he’s a jerk sober or drunk, so he’s not worthy of mention. (Seriously, there isn’t one person in my entire extended family who can tolerate him except for my niece. I can’t count how many times I’ve told him to sit down and shut up because no one likes him. ) (After close to 40 years, you’d think he’d get the message but noooooooooooooo)

I digress

Most of the family enjoys a cocktail or three. Sometimes we’ve all been known to enjoy a few more than 3.

The point of this is not to tell you all that I come from a family of drunks. The point is that I know what a person sounds like when they’ve been drinking and are trying to cover it up.

Every single time I hear Ding-dong talk, I hear the tell tale sounds of a person who’s had a nip too many. Every single time.

So I was told to produce video proving this. The problem is, unless you’ve experienced the way a drunk and trying to appear sober person sounds, she may sound totally normal. Well I wouldn’t ever ascribe “normal” to that woman, (Except, what IS a woman?0

The discussion quicly devolved into “well, your guy is worse!” At no point had I said that I supported Trump. He also says stupid shit and sounds like a raving lunatic at times, but that has nothing to do with the Chosen One quite possibly being a closet drunk.

So once again I’m wondering why every time someone questions her capabilities, it devolves into a discussion of the other guy?

If you’re only voting for her because you hate him, please don’t vote.

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Things are really strange

I’ve been pondering many things lately – probably the result of having a lot of time to myself.

First – President Trump got shot, narrowly missed getting killed, and we’re supposed to believe that a 20 year old kid somehow managed this all by himself.

Second – the Resident resigned his position as a contender for the Presidency, and anointed Kamala-Ding-Dong as his successor. I have many questions about this. Is this legal? Shouldn’t there be another primary? Who gave him the right to do this? What about the people who voted for him in the primaries? Just because they voted for HIM, doesn’t mean they want HER, does it? I would be royally pissed if my vote was basically just thrown out and someone said, “oh, by the way, this is who you’re getting because we don’t care what you want.”

I don’t like Joe Biden. I’ve never made a secret of that. I’ve also never wished him harm. I believe he’s suffering from dementia and I totally blame his family for pushing him to stay in politics, stay in the race, even stay in the White House. It’s been very sad to watch this frail old man paraded out and it’s veen infuriating to be asked to ignore what was obvious and pretend he was completely fine. Had anyone treated my father like that, they would have seriously wished they had never met me. If there was anything left when my mother got finished with them. (Never a violent family, but we can cut you to the bone with words alone)

I don’t like Kamala-Ding-Dong, also for many reasons. The first one is that she slept with a married man. It’s been well documented, so I’m pretty certain it’s true. I take my marriage vows very seriously. I actually take any vow seriously – if you’re making a promise to God, you better be prepared to keep that promise. Also, as a witch (and not a Wiccan, by the way, the two are not the same) I understand the very real repercussions to breaking a vow. You just don’t do it. Not only that, you respect the vows of others. I blame the guy, yes, he was an equal partner. But she did it to advance her career. We’re telling young women they can compete with a man as an equal – sort of doesn’t seem to me that we want a role model who competed by dropping her drawers.

I watched the debate and tried to be unbiased, even though I really hate DingDong’s voice. It was pretty apparent that the moderators favored her. it was very apparent when she got fact checked once and Trump got nailed on stuff we all know is true.

Are they really eating pets in Ohio? I don’t know, but I think it should be investigated. I think someone should actually talk to the people there and find out what’s going on instead of just taking the word of someone who may not want the truth to be known.

I think it would be great if there was a way for ordinary people to send in questions that anyone running for office has to answer. Don’t tell me WHAT you’re going to do, without telling me HOW you’re going to do it. I can tell you I’m going to Ireland next year – and you might believe me – but I have no real plan to go to Ireland next year, Bear would never fly that far so that’s not even a question. But I could tell you I’m going to – would you believe me?

I’m heartily sick of campaign commercials. If you really want my vote, quit it with the relentless ads. Unless they’re funny. Then you can run them a few times a day. I’m almost missing the damned Jardiance commercials. (That’s a lie, I HATE those! And Wegovy. Just go away with the dancing and singing over a damned drug)

I’m about to make a batch of peanut butter fudge. I thought I’d end this on a good note. 🙂

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It was a CFSS last week

On Sunday night, I went to the basement to peruse what we had in the freezer. Note the word “had.” Everything was fine, I brought up some tuna noodle casserole, which, by the way, does not freeze well, and that was that.

Monday morning, I went for my usual walk, then went upstairs to do my back exercises. I was lying on the bedroom floor when Bear yelled, “Susan, come help me!” I flew down the stairs, he was leaning over a chair in the kitchen and my heart stopped. I was about to dial 911 while asking what was wrong. He said, “The freezer. The green light on the bottom is flashing and the warning alarm is going off and stuff is starting to thaw.” Well. That’s not good. Better than Bear needing an ambulance, though!

We commenced calling around for freezer space – good friend had plenty, thank God. Loaded up stuff and took it up to her, then came home. Meanwhile the repairman called and he can’t come till tomorrow. Yep, a whole week. Oh well. At least the food is hopefully saved.

So Bear went to work an hour late, I went to get food for Maverick. I decided to bring up a baggie of frozen pumpkin that I had left in the freezer and use it instead of letting it just thaw and tossing it – we had run out of patience while loading up all the food and I said screw that stuff, it’s been there forever. So I went to the basement.

Let me remind you that there are frequently spiders in the basement. It is not somewhere I like to go on a regular basis. There is a large broom at the bottom of the stairs and I am not afraid to beat a spider to death with it, since Bear says I’m not allowed to shoot them in the house. I think that’s a stupid rule but since he so rarely tells me no, I suppose the broom will have to do.

Shock and awe ensued. The light was no longer blinking, the alarm was no longer blasting. The pumpkin was feeling pretty darned solid. What the actual F***? I messaged Bear. His reply was “What the F***?” (We curse too much. Deal with it)

I went for dog food, and when i got home, put a bowl of water in the freezer. On a side note, no spiders dared make an appearance, it was not the day for that nonsense! Later we checked, water was frozen. We’re having the repair guy come anyway and not bringing home the food till we know the bloody thing is definitely working correctly.

On Tuesday, Bear went to the doctor – Maverick took him down about a month ago, he landed on his left arm and the next day his hand looked like a cartoon balloon. He came home from the doctor wearing a brace. Well. That’s nice. Apparently it’s some weirdness and he has the brace for a few months along with Voltaren and prednisone and will be re-evaluated when he goes back

Wednesday I took my neighbor to a meeting of the Friends of the Library. She’s 89 and hasn’t been to a meeting in ages, so that was a lot of fun, she was the definite star of that show. However, on the way in, another lady fell and broke a rib.
CFSS, I tell you!

Thursday was actually calm,

On Friday, I posted a picture of a wall hanging I made on the Nextdoor Neighbor app in an attempt to sell it. I got a hit really fast, super excited! This person wanted to pay through Zelle. I checked it out, my bank participates, so I thought okay. I sent her my name and phone number and she said she had sent the money. I checked. I had a message saying they couldn’t complete the transfer because it was less than $150. Hunh? So I told her this and said, just meet me in town with cash. Nope, she wanted to do it this way. She would send me $100 and I could then send that back. Seriously? I don’t think so. I said no, blocked her, called the bank, set alerts on all my accounts and thought, “get a real job, bitch.”

Yesterday, I took Maverick for a long walk in the morning. It was all good – we’ve been working VERY hard on that loose leash thing and making progress, I’m proud to say. Later, I decided a second walk was a good idea. We got maybe 1/4 mile in and he started limping. We went home. I watched him like a hawk all evening. He seems fine today – interestingly, he always visits every tree and bush at the park, all of which are surrounded by mulch, and he always kicks the mulch around. Today, he avoided all of those spots. I realized that he started limping right after he visited one of the trees yesterday. I’m wondering if he got a piece of mulch between his pads and now associates that with his paw hurting.

At any rate. I’m praying that the CFSS is over. I have a baby quilt to sew for my BFF’s new grandbaby and it needs to get done before she goes to Iowa to visit for the first time!

*For anyone who doesn’t know, CFSS stands for “cluster fucking shit show!”

*** just for the likes 😂

Puppy print pinwheel wall hanging
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